jft: where’s the remote?
[rIAm looks under some papers next to her]
rIAm: here it is! it was hiding underneath the fat overhanging from my thigh.
jft: looks like it’s still in one piece!
rIAm: why do you reinforce my fat?
jft: because it needs scaffolding to support it… and if I didn’t use scaffolding then I would need something like rebar to support it…
rIAm: [...]
